Mom Was Right. Boys Face Freezes That Way

Pensacola:  Little Tommy Beliger will look at his mom a different way from now on.  Literally.  Despite frequent warnings young Tommy kept making "that face" and late afternoon Friday it froze that way.  Tommy's mother told this reporter that she warned him over and over that he should be careful.  "I don't know how he will get a job now." his mother lamented, "And with those crossed eyes and pretend buck teeth, no way am I buying any more school pictures." 

We traveled to the neighboring town of RCcola to get a reaction from his adult sister.  We were able to reach her in the final stages of filling out bankruptcy paperwork for her failing business of selling cows.  "It's not the economy.  I should have listened to mom and not given away the milk for free."  In response to seeing her brother's moderately disfigured face she said, "Big deal.  He looks like that in most of the family photos anyway."  Tommy's brother-in-law, his sister's husband, was unable to give us his reaction.  Apparently, he did not heed his mother's warnings not to do "that" and has gone blind.